OSO V Saawariya - What do you think
So do you buy my idea..!!
Couple of years back on a fine evening in one of the posh hotel in Mumbai or London..there was a table reserved with following guest list:
"Sanjay Leela Bansali Farah Khan ShahRukh Khan Anil Kapoor Rishi Kapoor"
The guest were in time and had the usual chitchat and then ordered some विन and then as usual Farah Khan spoke first...
Farah: You know after main hoon naa i really do not have any script which i can work on other that the stage show Bombay dreams no real work but Shahrukh and self have come up with this super plan which involves you Sanjay
Sanjay: Tell me darling.. I can die for you..
Farah : You are launching Ranbir & Sonam and I have this new girl ..Shahrukh kya naam hai yaar uska..
Shahrukh : Yaar woh Prakash Padukone kee tall see model beti...ek minute let me check the sms she sent..haan Deepika
Farah: So what i was telling Sanjay your story of sawaariya is that same old gissi pitee wali the only good thing u make are those sets ..kabhi kabhi i feel you should change ur profession to interior designing ॥anyways..back to our plan...tho meine sochaa public ko ullu banathe hai.. we come up with a hotch-potch story where we fit in few songs ..dosra janam and all that..Shahrukh vaise bhi kai stars को dosth bana chuka hai ..subko guest appearance de denge or ek masala film bana dalthe hai..
Sanjay(chewing gutka as usual): So darling what is this to do with me ?
Shahrukh : Yehi tho twist hai sirjee ..we will launch these two ordinary pictures on the same day and the best time of the year.
Anil Kapoor : Diwali Pe !!
Shahrukh : Exactly !!
Farah: Yes !! We will create enough hype controversy media clash ..rivalry taki juntha samje bhai kuch hai movie mein..and its a known fact if a person goes to see one movie will 100% go and see this other one...
Rishi kapoor (Enjoying his wine and smiling all evening): Haan yaar mein tho jaroor jaunga cause ek mein tho mera beta hai aur dusre mein aaj ke shaam ka bill pay karne wala hai .(gives a hi-fi to Shahrukh)
Shahrukh: (signalling at the waiter) Get me the best wine from your cellar..
Farah : We will chip in Karan to help us create a controversy between you and me Sanjay if you donot get angry and with your permission I will get your mother but
nothing drastic haan...
Sanjay : Anything for you darling....
Shahrukh : So guys kaisa laga humara plan ..we will cover the cost in hours and then mauja hee mauja ...I mean cash he cash
Sanjay : What about television audience they are more interested in game shows singing shows etc
Anil : That is simple Sanjay one of you become Zee ka chamcha and the other Sony ka..you attend all the shows there as guest and movie becho and the other goes to Sony..ekdum chakaas !!
Sanjay : But Farah and me are doing this Jhalak dikla jaa together these days...logon ko doubt ho jayega
Sharukh: People will forget by then ..they only remember controvercies and once you or Farah says something bad about you thats it ..they will hang onto that. remember how much of hype i created for KBC with Amit uncle (winks)
Farah : So its a deal and hopefully we all will not be seeing each other as a part of this plan lets have a fun evening .
Sanjay: Farah you are such a darling ..
And the night continues ..... ॐ Shanthi ॐ
Not to worry.. There was no such meeting or any such plan...my blog says...Just free your minds.. ;-)..watch the movie and you will start thinking...;-)
Sanjay: Tell me darling.. I can die for you..
Farah : You are launching Ranbir & Sonam and I have this new girl ..Shahrukh kya naam hai yaar uska..
Shahrukh : Yaar woh Prakash Padukone kee tall see model beti...ek minute let me check the sms she sent..haan Deepika
Farah: So what i was telling Sanjay your story of sawaariya is that same old gissi pitee wali the only good thing u make are those sets ..kabhi kabhi i feel you should change ur profession to interior designing ॥anyways..back to our plan...tho meine sochaa public ko ullu banathe hai.. we come up with a hotch-potch story where we fit in few songs ..dosra janam and all that..Shahrukh vaise bhi kai stars को dosth bana chuka hai ..subko guest appearance de denge or ek masala film bana dalthe hai..
Sanjay(chewing gutka as usual): So darling what is this to do with me ?
Shahrukh : Yehi tho twist hai sirjee ..we will launch these two ordinary pictures on the same day and the best time of the year.
Anil Kapoor : Diwali Pe !!
Shahrukh : Exactly !!
Farah: Yes !! We will create enough hype controversy media clash ..rivalry taki juntha samje bhai kuch hai movie mein..and its a known fact if a person goes to see one movie will 100% go and see this other one...
Rishi kapoor (Enjoying his wine and smiling all evening): Haan yaar mein tho jaroor jaunga cause ek mein tho mera beta hai aur dusre mein aaj ke shaam ka bill pay karne wala hai .(gives a hi-fi to Shahrukh)
Shahrukh: (signalling at the waiter) Get me the best wine from your cellar..
Farah : We will chip in Karan to help us create a controversy between you and me Sanjay if you donot get angry and with your permission I will get your mother but
nothing drastic haan...
Sanjay : Anything for you darling....
Shahrukh : So guys kaisa laga humara plan ..we will cover the cost in hours and then mauja hee mauja ...I mean cash he cash
Sanjay : What about television audience they are more interested in game shows singing shows etc
Anil : That is simple Sanjay one of you become Zee ka chamcha and the other Sony ka..you attend all the shows there as guest and movie becho and the other goes to Sony..ekdum chakaas !!
Sanjay : But Farah and me are doing this Jhalak dikla jaa together these days...logon ko doubt ho jayega
Sharukh: People will forget by then ..they only remember controvercies and once you or Farah says something bad about you thats it ..they will hang onto that. remember how much of hype i created for KBC with Amit uncle (winks)
Farah : So its a deal and hopefully we all will not be seeing each other as a part of this plan lets have a fun evening .
Sanjay: Farah you are such a darling ..
And the night continues ..... ॐ Shanthi ॐ
Not to worry.. There was no such meeting or any such plan...my blog says...Just free your minds.. ;-)..watch the movie and you will start thinking...;-)
5 comments:
Ok boss, you missed Manojkumar :-) He was also there that night. Probably you missed him becuase he had put his hand covering his face.
Usually bollywood movies need one or two things to be taken for granted. In OSO, atleast 7 things you need to believe that they could happen ****Spoiler****, don't read below if you wanna throw some money on this not yet seen OSO :-)
1. Re-incarnation possible.
2. After re-incarnation, took birth somebody else (not to same parents :-), but still you are a look alike of previous birth.
3. It was a magical moment and the heroin also dies at the same time as the re-incarnation hero. But effect is less here, as only look-aalikeness is carried somehow , but not soul. (or may be the aathma also re+-incarnated, but takes some rest before it can find suitbale child before it can enter, hence does not remember anything).
4. The ghosts do exist.
5. The ghosts are visible :-)
6. Ghost can't travel across continents and hence had wait for 30 years before it can take its revenge. Even possibly not even from that burnt studio (as the villain is still visiting mumbai but not this place:-). Or may be it was waiting, becuase somehow it knew that the 70's hero did not convert into ghost and possibly re-incarnated, in which case it should give a chance for the incarnated person to know that the revenge was indeed taken. Ofcourse taking revenge is part of ghost work not the latest hero as this person need not have to go jail.
7. Re-incarnation usually gets 6-pack.
May be more....
Shreekanth
case 3 above, "or" claim in the brackets needs further belief, meaning, the heroin aathma cloned itself, with one existed as ghost and the other re-incarnated!
Can't resist to add one more just free your mind comment on OSO. :-)
For hero, a plastic surgery is done (cleaning) even if he is dead to cover all the burnt skins. May be to make sure that kids identify him :-)
One may be wondering, why hero Rajesh Kapoor, does not notice the fire at studio (where he takes part in shooting for movies), when the OM comes in front of his car. The reason is the bangla is a set but not the canon looking structure which blows OM out of the bangla. It is a real canon!
Now read this and you will be super convinced....
MUMBAI, November 19: The presence of the reigning superstar of Hindi film industry, Shah Rukh Khan at cricket matches in recent times has attracted a lot of attention.
But the organisers of the games, BCCI has not taken too kindly to SRK's constant presence. Shah Rukh was also present at the final of the T20 World Championship and even went onto the field to congratulate the Indian team.
He was also present at the one-off T20 match between India and Australia at the Cricket Club of India (CCI). Quite a few officials are unhappy, claiming the leading man of Hindi cinema is using the platform provided by the matches to promote his latest flick, Om Shanti Om.
"This is a much bigger platform than being on a private television station. A match is watched by the entire country, there is no better way to create recall value. We have to be understand that," said an angry official.
In particular SRK's interview to the host broadcaster during the fifth and final ODI in Jaipur has raised the heckles. Interestingly, during the interview SRK spoke about his latest film. Board secretary Niranjan Shah refused to comment on the matter when contacted by TOI.
There has also been talk of SRK possibly buying a franchise in the soon-to-be launched Indian Premier League (IPL). But the board officials dismiss this as mere speculation.
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